Monday, April 6, 2009

Craigslist delivers

This was under the "missed connection" section of from Salt Lake City. It's pretty self explanatory, but its clearly from one guy to another from one of the recent conference sessions. I think this needs to be a youtube short or something. Enjoy!

I saw you, you saw me. We were there for that so-called spiritual
guidance by the higher powers
but it doesn't matter that I pray or fast or what I do, my desires for
another man remain and I can't help
but think there is some reason that God wanted me to see you tonight. I
was the one in the white shirt
and tie. You had the other white shirt and tie on. Tell me what row I
was sitting in so I know it is you.

* Location: Conference * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or other commercial interests
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El Genio said...

I knew there was a reason I should have gone to conference!

Ezra said...


Becky said...

Oh my! :)

I've thought that about other LDS women I've seen....O_o

alea said...

It must be a joke, though, right, to suggest that there was only two white-shirt-and-tie combos.


I don't know.. i really can see myself being the one writing this ad-- i mean maybe there was a real serious shifty eyelock continuously going throughout the session..


genio-- yeah you might be able to pick up a guy at conference, but not one that won't burst into tears and start mumbling the word "Jezebel" right after the fact... lol

Jacob ben Widmar said...

oh no- I was wearing a white shirt and tie!


were you "the one??"